Actually, now you really do need to be scared.
People, via NTMTOM
Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”
I shall now screech for you the song of my people.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen P.
Teddy makes it all better.
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
Pardon me, but you happen to be describing my greatest asset.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Murray C. shares an invisible dog.
Probably learned it from this guy:
“People back in the day would say ‘that poor duck!’ but really he was just a great actor,” says Fetch Ruffley, star of the Nintendo hit Duck Hunt, of co-star Mallard Q. Beakman. “Each time he got ‘shot’ he’d fall down in agony, and it got me tons of hate mail.”
