Cats always want to sit where you’re sitting, even if you’re another cat. So while there’s plenty of Buddy the golden retriever to go around, this determined kitten wants the coveted spot near the head.
This Buddy Ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us
Pups
True Crime Tales
In 1987, Rolf and Helen Snorfmarble testified in the trial of notorious feline gangster “Slasher” Slomopowitz. In exchange for their brave testimony, the Snorfmarbles were given new identities and placed in the witness protection program.
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And finally: Little Workout Buddy
Elizabeth G. shows us the Squirrel Distribution System in action.
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Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
Cat Vanishes from Home Only to Turn Up at Bar. Then He Does It Again
People, via NTMTOM
Most amusing, human. You’ll be finding those in your neck later.
Vintage Cat Photos That Are Internet Gold From Before The Internet
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
And finally: Let’s Go Out to the Lobby, To Meet a Flock of Ducks
Elizabeth G. shares a man with the coolest job title: Duck Master.