Attention kittens: Are you tired of napping on hard floors? Do you crave comfort and support? Then you need Hand™, the advanced ergonomic sleep system that automatically adapts to cradle you in total relaxation.
Kasimir, by avatar-1, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
This poor pooped pupper is just too tired to be cute today. Some other time, perhaps. Sorry.
My human’s advanced calculus class always puts me to sleep. The only math problem I understand is “If I have ten dog biscuits and eat nine of them, why am I still hungry?”
Contrary to widely circulated misinformation, the North American House Hippo is real and makes a great pet. Since they sleep for most of the day, a comfortable bed is a must.
