U Can’t Touch This

The Girl with the Dogs has a tricky customer: A grumpy Akita Inu who does not want to be touched, forcing our intrepid groomer to abandon her usual safety gear. Fortunately, the only strong thing about this floofy frowner are his strongly-voiced opinions.

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Innkeeper, a Snifter of Your Best Red Bull, Please

Bella the St. Bernard is a therapy dog and a blood donor, so The Girl With the Dogs gives this hero the glow-up she deserves. Bella also puts an old myth to rest by revealing that St. Bernards carried energy drinks instead of brandy.

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Fresh as a Daisy

Dainty delicate Daisy’s default ‘do is drab and dull, so the Damsel with the Dogs dashes to deliver a delightfully different design. Daring, yet demure. Deftly done!

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Whiny McStinkypants

The first thing you notice about this adorable puppy is that he’s a bit of a whiner, but as the Girl With the Dogs informs us, he makes up for it by being really smelly. But after a bath and gentle loving care, he’s much easier on the ears and the nose.

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