Of all the greats in professional championship spitting, one name stands above all others: Sherman “Sure-shot” Ptooey, whose unique curled tongue method gave him 98.2 percent accuracy.

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“I could watch it on loop all day” says sender-inner N. Fritz.
Myron saw his moment. The human, while bringing in the groceries, had been distracted by a phone call and left the front door invitingly open. In an instant, he sprung to his feet and ran outside — or would have, if not for the invisible force field.
