Tongue-Out Tuesday

The Trickle-Down Theory

March 31, 2026March 31, 2026Not That Mike The Other Mike8 Comments

According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.

Two dogs catch water dripping from a faucet with their tongues. The taller dog catches the water first, then some rolls off for the shorter dog. — Shame there isn’t a chihuahua here to catch the overflow. (Imgur)

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You Gonna Finish That?

March 24, 2026March 24, 2026Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!