You can read, can’t you? Well, what that sign doesn’t say is that if you even think about parking here, I’m going to unleash such a howling, your ears will ring for days.

Dog, by cheesechoker, licensed under CC BY 4.0
You can read, can’t you? Well, what that sign doesn’t say is that if you even think about parking here, I’m going to unleash such a howling, your ears will ring for days.

Dog, by cheesechoker, licensed under CC BY 4.0
It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!

For efficiency during shipping, your husky arrives partially disassembled. Follow these assembly instructions:


When a film crew lost a camera, the culprit was a cheeky husky who filmed his crime spree. See, this is why you don’t mess with Greenland. (via Andrew Y.)