The Harrowing Headless Horror!

While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike

Introduced as usual by Flurnston Boils, who owes some people money

I find the entertainment at most children’s parties to be rather tedious, but this party clown will make you laugh your head off, in an terrifying tale titled… Terror is Served.


“What do you mean, you forgot?” shrieked Mrs. Wawa at her sheepish husband. It was the day of little Willie Wawa’s fifth birthday, and his parents were in a panic. “We’ve invited all his friends for a lavish party, and you forgot to call the caterers, put up the decorations, and hire the entertainment?! How will we get that done by tonight?”

As if to answer her frantic question, the doorbell rang. “Greetings, my name is Egghead McGee,” said the strange little man when they opened the door. “I am an itinerant jack-of-all-trades — clown, cook, and balloon artist extraordinaire — and I happened upon your lovely home in hopes you might have need of my services.”

Scarcely believing his luck, and having not read ahead to the end of this story, Mr. Wawa hired him and set him to work. Mrs. Wawa had her doubts, but when the party began, the strange little clown proved his worth. The guests laughed at his delightful antics, and his seemingly inexhaustible supply of streamers and balloons transformed the backyard into a festive funhouse.

“Now, while you pin the tail on the donkey, I will see to dinner.” And with that, he disappeared into the kitchen. The Wawas let out a sigh of relief. The day had been saved and everyone was happy, especially their beloved son… wait, where had Willie gone?

“I hope you’re all hungry!” said a voice from behind them.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMM! (Imgur)

That boy’s getting a head start in life, DC and Sharon H. (Flurnston photo: Marcello il mostro, by akk_rus, licensed under CC BY 2.0)

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5 thoughts on “The Harrowing Headless Horror!

  1. Sedro6 October 31, 2023 / 12:09 pm

    “…and having not read to the end of the story…” Always a fatal mistake.

    • allein 🐾 October 31, 2023 / 12:21 pm

      Poor Willie…

  2. AJ October 31, 2023 / 12:49 pm

    One of my favorites!!! I love Halloween on this site. And yes, poor Willie, served up at his own party.

  3. 6rabbits October 31, 2023 / 12:53 pm

    Poor little Wawa! But good evil story to go with it!

  4. Alice Shortcake October 31, 2023 / 1:26 pm

    Oh, I remember this one. It made me think of Shakespeare’s “Titus Andronicus”, in which two ghastly young men end up being baked in pies and fed to their mother…

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