While you relax, all unawares
There lurks nearby the Thief of Chairs!
When you visit the bathroom, kitchen, you name it
This fiend slithers into your chair just to claim it
And when you return to your seat, snack in hand
You discover your rest won’t be going as planned
You’ve been displaced in that moment’s vacation
Now you must settle on some lesser location
And you may stand there and declare “It’s not fair!”
“This here is my house! That there is my chair!”
No matter how you may swear, stare or glare
The Chair Thief don’t care, he ain’t going nowhere
So off you repair to a deck chair somewhere
And declare “I forswear! It’s your chair, Teddy Bear”
Dr. Seuss has nothing on Mike! Love the rhyming, the pics and the wonderful tribute to Teddy. And I think we’ve all been there with our own thief of chair.
This is why I like dogs who are too small to get in the chair by themselves.
Stretching out on your spots showed he loved you. The spots smelled of you!
And, Iām sure it was also warm and cozy!
I bet he was thankful that you warmed up his chair for him.
such a handsome man!
Eat your heart out, Teddy Geisel.
[Insert Sheldon Cooper gif here (because I can’t find one with a url that works here)]
Oh yes been there and done that as they say.
Awwww, I think he’s just keeping it warm for you. Love these pics of Teddy.
Teddy was very good at all of his jobs. Screen protector, thief of chair, and stealer of hearts.