According to ancient legend, when six pure sleepy puppies assemble in a circle, they summon forth the dreaded Sleep Demon, but not right now because he needs to sleep in for another five minutes, maybe ten.

This poor pooped pupper is just too tired to be cute today. Some other time, perhaps. Sorry.

My human’s advanced calculus class always puts me to sleep. The only math problem I understand is “If I have ten dog biscuits and eat nine of them, why am I still hungry?”