I strut my butt, and I’ll tell you what
When you’ve got a booty it’s your civic duty
To walk the walks and shake those ‘tocks
And haul your hocks around the block
When your behind is well defined
Don’t hide your posterior in the interior
Go get some air in that derriere
And strut your butt like you just don’t care!
Here’s a older photo for Tocktober, submitted by Andrew Y.
Puppies like to play hard and run fast. Unfortunately their erratic movements lead to collisions. But thanks to modern genetic research, modern puppies now come with directional turn indicators.
Just in time for Tongue-out Tuesday!
People, via NTMTOM
I have altered the sofa. Pray I do not alter it any further.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Now living nine lives of adventure!
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
I’m late for my three o’ clock at Paramount!
New York Post, via AJ
Andrew Y. shares some dashing dogs.
“Hey, Mom, can I get the Super Mega Pupotronic Battle Armor so I can be the coolest boy at the dog park and so cats won’t beat me up and because I’ve been really good and it’s only $159.99 including the Bone-Crusha battle axe so can I, huh?
