The Fiend at the Flap

Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.

the face of a cat seen through a clear plastic cat door.
Look, I’m not a details guy, all right?

Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Rhinoceros being transported upside down

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Small kitten lies down in front of a large black German Shepherd dog

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Won’t you come out to dry? (via Dana D.)

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