(All right, you’ve got this. Remember: smile, eye contact, stick to the script. Hook’em in three seconds. Always be closing. One door at a time. And above all, don’t let them think.)
Opportunity Knocks
Author: Not That Mike The Other Mike
Welcome Home, Old Girl
There’s a new arrival at Elephant Nature Park, and the herd eagerly trumpets a welcome.
For Grandma Dok Koon, this journey begins a new chapter in a life full of hardships.
Now she has new friends, loving caregivers, and plenty of time for herself.
Links: Let’s Roll!
Skateboarding dogs, otter love story, baby nutria, and a very lazy cat.
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, keep them doggies rollin’…
Bulldog Brothers EAT SLEEP AND BREATHE Skateboarding
The Dodo / YouTube, via Murray C.
Headline takes an ominous turn, but it’s cool.
Man Finds A Baby Nutria On The Street. Now He Has His Heart
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen F.
And finally: I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem
I’m drinking, what’s the problem? (via Andrew Y.)
That’s Right, I Wasn’t Poofy Enough
This was exactly what I needed. Good call, human.
