“Well, I see the Roberson’s lawn still isn’t mowed. Why that lazy son of theirs can’t turn off that rock and roll long enough to cut it, I’ll never know. And the Spencer’s house next door is even worse, with those tacky plastic flamingos…”
Isn’t that how it normally works?
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Does he wear the loincloth? Where does the tail go?
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(Hmm, what have we here?)
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Andrew Y. brings us a tortoise on a skateboard.
Bella the St. Bernard is a therapy dog and a blood donor, so The Girl With the Dogs gives this hero the glow-up she deserves. Bella also puts an old myth to rest by revealing that St. Bernards carried energy drinks instead of brandy.
“Look, I don’t wanna hear it, okay? When you bring people over, I put on the suit and do the whole purr-purr cat thing. But when it’s just the two of us, I wanna get comfortable.”
