“Naw, we don’t sell Slurpees here, that’s the place across the street. Unless you’re referring to when I jump over the counter and start slurping your face, which is free with every fill-up of eight gallons or more.”
Welcome to WoofyMart
Author: Not That Mike The Other Mike
I’m Kind of a Big Deal
Oh, you thought you were getting a cute little kitten? Have I got some news for you, pal. I’m going to grow as big as a dog, demand to be fed every fifteen minutes and insist on climbing on your lap whenever you’re trying to use your phone.
Links: Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Cat climbs mountains to return home, smart squirrels solve puzzles, marathon dog gets a statue, man and stork, and more.
To keep me from yooooooou!
“Miracle” cat, lost and feared dead, crosses mountains to find family
YouTube, via Karen F.
And finally: Cool Doghouse!
A9 shares a devoted dad and a happy husky.
There’s a Mink in the Sink!
Pretty wild, don’tcha think?
Is it there for a drink?
For a bath? Does it stink?
When it’s wet, will it shrink?
Watch it wiggle and slink,
It moves quick as a wink!