Coffee Table Kronche

Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”

A kitten chews on a corner of a coffee table.
That’s good, I’m going to need it. (Reddit)
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