Oh, hello there. Everyone’s out at lunch and they put me in charge. They didn’t show me how to answer the phone or use the computer or anything, they just told me to hold down the fort. What’s a fort?
I’m in Charge Here
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
Incoming Cuddle!
Brace for impact! Assume crash position! Belleh snorgle in three… two… one…
Hipster Husky Ponders His Coffee Order
(Hmm… do I feel like having a half-caff latte with the hazelnut oat milk? Maybe the cinnamon chai tea with artisanal honey? Or just a basic black coffee to make a statement?)
Ferdinand Sets the Record Straight
“You know, people think I’m this wimpy pacifist,” confesses the subject of the classic children’s book about a bull who sits out a bullfight. “But truth is, I could have totally taken out that matador. Just wasn’t feeling it that day.”
