What in the heckin’ heck is this? I go out for walkies and you just give away my bed while I’m gone?
Bed Theft
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
Cat Confidential
I swear, my humans must love humiliation, I dunk on them all the time. When I’m bored I stand by my dish and yell, and when they put in some food I just stare at it and walk away.
From the Diary of Edwin Narwhal, Cabin Boy
June 12: The return of calm weather has raised our spirits. The captain no longer raves about sea monsters and whispers of mutiny have subsided somewhat. The crew are treating me better, even forgiving my earlier misinterpretation of the term “poop deck.”
Yoda Goes to the Dark Side
“Dress me in silly costumes, do you? Then the force of my anger shall you face. Your expensive sofa? Those delicate drapes? Shred them, I shall!”
