“Mom! Mom! I just discovered this thing in the kitchen that’s full of food scraps! Soup bones, barbeque sauce, bits of fruit — it’s like I hit the jackpot!”

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“Mom! Mom! I just discovered this thing in the kitchen that’s full of food scraps! Soup bones, barbeque sauce, bits of fruit — it’s like I hit the jackpot!”

“No, we’re not twins. But it’s OK, we get that all the time.”

Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”

“Trust not your eyes, young apprentice,” said the wise monk, “for the eyes can deceive. Only with your nose will you find that which you seek.”
