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Home Wrecker

Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Is your home infested with doggies? These pests can cause thousands in damage if left untreated. Symptoms include mysterious moaning*, scratching or barking. One call to AAA Dog Removal and our professional crew will lure them out with promises of treats and walkies.

(* May indicate ghosts. Extra charge for ghost removal.)

Photograph of a corner of a hallway. There is a small hole that has been punched out of the wall and a small dog is inside the wall peeking out of it.
Heeeeeeeeere’s Doggy! (Imgur)
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The Long Last Ride

Not That Mike The Other Mike12 Comments

Clement endured the trip in silence, sandwiched between two of the boss’ toughest goons. It was only a few bills a week, nothing the boss would miss — or so he thought. But soon the limo would stop at the lake house, and Clement would answer to the man known only as Mr. Big.

Small Pomeranian dog sits at a table, looking very grumpy.
You’ve been a naughty boy, Clement. (Ecchs)

Somebody snitched, Andrew Y.

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