Bertrand learned the hard way that sneezing in the bathtub would have unfortunate side effects.

More funny than cute
Bertrand learned the hard way that sneezing in the bathtub would have unfortunate side effects.
I wasa young kitten once, full of hope and promise. That was before I took to drinking. Just a wee glass of catnip ale at first. Then another. And another. Now look at me.
(Ohh, yesss, he’s turning the hot dogs now. Those grill marks are perfect, bet they’re really crunchy… Now he’s spreading barbecue sauce on the ribs, that’s sooo hot…)
Like, I don’t do commands, man. I’m not down with your uptight rules like “sit” and “stay” and “stop sticking your nose there, you’re freaking out Aunt Gladys.”
A bit european, by Jelly Dude, licensed under CC BY 2.0