As every cat knows, humans are terrible hunters, and without us to bring them mice and birds they would surely starve. But how to feed them in winter when food is scarce? The answer is home canning, a valuable skill that you and your human can do together.
They’re briefly useful for opening and closing the jars.
At Specifically General Hospital, Nurse Stoppedhart learns that handsome Dr. Horgenflorf is actually a Paraguayan circus juggler practicing without a license. Meanwhile, kindly farmer Vern Spankly struggles to save the family sesame seed farm from the Extraordinary Evil Mortgage Company. And in a secluded motel room at the edge of town, Betsey and Bob resume their torrid affair…
My human really needs to get her eyeglass prescription updated. I mean, I’m enjoying the hot tub bath, it’s actually quite relaxing, but I can’t really enjoy it knowing that back at my cage she’s wondering why her teabag isn’t eating its lettuce.