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Enemy agents are watching, so I must be brief. At exactly 3:33 tomorrow, you will approach our operative under the Eiffel Tower and attempt to tell a knock-knock joke. He will furnish you with a forged passport and one-way ticket. Once off the train, proceed to the nearest cafe and order a “gooseberry muffin, hold the poppy seeds.” You will be given a plain box containing an orb. You must bring this to the leader of the resistance, a man known only as The Tongue.
It don’t get any better than this. A cozy fire, my human making me a snack in the kitchen, and me claiming his bed.
The first time my parents took me to Kittyworld, I got a hug from Missy Kitty herself. I melted in her furry embrace, and she became the world to me. So naturally, when I was old enough, I auditioned for a chance to put on the suit.
And it was a nightmare. Screaming kids, pushy parents, and the suit smells like everyone else who wore it. I tried to hug a kid, he kicked me in the knee. Some people say you should never meet your heroes. I say, never be them.
A skittish Rottweiler puppy named Sullivan meets The Girl with the Dogs for his very first bath. He’s not a fan of the noises and water, but some treats and playtime make it all better.