Like, I don’t do commands, man. I’m not down with your uptight rules like “sit” and “stay” and “stop sticking your nose there, you’re freaking out Aunt Gladys.”

A bit european, by Jelly Dude, licensed under CC BY 2.0
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Like, I don’t do commands, man. I’m not down with your uptight rules like “sit” and “stay” and “stop sticking your nose there, you’re freaking out Aunt Gladys.”

A bit european, by Jelly Dude, licensed under CC BY 2.0

Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
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Skimpy brings us this pampered pooch.
Many rabbits flop when they’re happy, but Fuku the rabbit throws himself into it like no other.

Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.

Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0