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Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖 pic.twitter.com/5GRoLc4x41
— Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) January 19, 2026
Thérèse B. combed the Internet to find this.
Start the new year with a new you at Cutetropolis Dance Academy! Our four-week pole dancing course will have you whirling, twirling, and defying gravity!
One cool thing about being a giraffe: You always have a cushy tushy to rest your head upon.
giraffe calf, by Amanda Kae's Photoz, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Aye, the rabbitfish is a wily rascal. Let me tell ye ’bout the time I almost got him. Big five-pounder, he was. Nibbled at me bait little by little, and just when I had ‘im reeled in, he slipped through me fingers, the scoundrel.