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“Hey, Mom, can I get the Super Mega Pupotronic Battle Armor so I can be the coolest boy at the dog park and so cats won’t beat me up and because I’ve been really good and it’s only $159.99 including the Bone-Crusha battle axe so can I, huh?
As a new cat parent, it can be hard to understand your cat’s needs. Fortunately, modern cats are equipped with a built-in hunger indicator gauge. When the indicator arrow points to the orange indicator light, your cat is low on fuel and should be fed immediately to ensure optimum performance.
O goddess of fate, how cruel and vain
Thou art, to see my hunger plain
Yet lend no aid, withhold thy favor
Deny my lips that which I savor
Shall I persist this vain endeavor
Or still my tongue and starve forever?
No! Firm I stand, and thus I ask it
Gift unto me a pic-a-nic basket!
I’m telling ya, I almost died. I’m trying to squeeze outta my kennel when my nose gets stuck and I can’t move. Lucky for me my human knows how to give the Boop of Life, which is basically a strong push on the nose.
