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Welcome back, epidermis enthusiasts, to what promises to be an action-packed afternoon of submersive skin softening! Up next is reigning champion Mrs. Amelia Smoshfarple, who’ll attempt to break her record in the Fingers and Palms event. Our line judges are in position and will be grading based on speed and wrinkle depth.
Looks like someone’s having the “all-you-can-eat carrots and apples” dream again.
Of all the legendary folk singers, one name stands above all others: Otto Otterson, the wandering troubador who wrote the timeless classic “This Clam Is Your Clam.”
You got nothing on me, coppers! You’ll never make me talk! I ain’t no squealer! I’m more of a howler, really.