From the parapets of his mighty castle, King Duckie surveys his domain. His fields are rich with peas and lettuce, and his happy subjects feather their nests. Indeed, everything was ducky in Duckieland.
Duck Dynasty
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Benched
This poor pooped pupper is just too tired to be cute today. Some other time, perhaps. Sorry.
Elf OFF the Shelf
Consumer Alert: Stores are flooded with counterfeit versions of the infamous Elf on the Shelf, the doll that observes and reports bad behavior. Remember that only the genuine Elf on the Shelf provides your home with the decoration, surveillance and informant services your home needs this holiday season. Beware of (wait for it) knock offs.
Cats and Christmas
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) November 21, 2025
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via Andrew Y.
The Invasion Came Gift-wrapped
All was in readiness. The plan was foolproof. Within days, the loyal subjects of Space Emperor Meerk the Malevolent would emerge from their sleep capsules and subjugate the helpless Earthlings.
Meerkat Gift, by patrickmai875, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0