I notice you just flopped down on the couch instead of, you know, petting me, or playing with me, or feeding me, or… are you even listening to me?

Berlin, Nov-2025, by maltman23, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
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I notice you just flopped down on the couch instead of, you know, petting me, or playing with me, or feeding me, or… are you even listening to me?

Berlin, Nov-2025, by maltman23, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
From the parapets of his mighty castle, King Duckie surveys his domain. His fields are rich with peas and lettuce, and his happy subjects feather their nests. Indeed, everything was ducky in Duckieland.

This poor pooped pupper is just too tired to be cute today. Some other time, perhaps. Sorry.

Consumer Alert: Stores are flooded with counterfeit versions of the infamous Elf on the Shelf, the doll that observes and reports bad behavior. Remember that only the genuine Elf on the Shelf provides your home with the decoration, surveillance and informant services your home needs this holiday season. Beware of (wait for it) knock offs.

Cats and Christmas
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) November 21, 2025
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