Cute Stuff

All the cute animals you crave: puppies, kittens, hamsters, hedgehogs, squid, ducklings, bunnies, raccoons, womba–All right, who added “squid”?

Antiques Roadshow — OF DOOM!

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Introduced once again by WQTE-TV horror host Flurnston Boils

Welcome back, fright fans. Our next tale of terror concerns an ancient portrait in the hands of a collector with impeccable taste — for blood. It’s a spine-curdling tale I call: Brushstroke With Terror!

“I hope your journey to my castle was uneventful,” said the dapper gentleman as he ushered his guest into the gallery. “I’m glad you could appraise the portrait here, because it is very sensitive to light and must never leave this room.”

“Why, what an uncanny resemblance,” noted the art expert. “This portrait is three hundred years old at least, and yet it looks just… just like…”

“Yes, I know,” said the gentleman, eyeing his guest’s neck. “It’s been in the family for generations. But then again,” he added, moving in closer, “so have I.”

Cat with very prominent front fangs sits next to a picture of himself dressed as a dapper vampire
By the way, what’s your blood type? I need to know what wine to pair with you.

Found on Instagram by Andrew Y. and Sharon H.

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Hellish Halloween Links!

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Introduced by Flurnston Boils, host of WQTE’s “Horror Hoedown”

Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls! Help yourself to a handful from my haunted bowl of treats! I’ve got candy corn, Necco wafers, some menthol cough drops, a couple of cigarette butts — and these mind-bending links of cuteness to render you helpless with delight! BWAH-hah-hah!

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Dog Halloween Parade Participants Whose Costumes Stole The Show

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

Yes, I do.

A Three-Legged Dog Wears Clever IHOP Costume

Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM

I’m flappy and whappy!

Bat Wings: Perfect Halloween Costume For Black Cats

Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM

I loved you in “A Christmas Story.”

Cat’s costume contest! (Maru, Hana, Kitten Miri)

Maru, via Andrew Y.

Boo.

Dog Ghost Costume: Halloween Costume For Lazy Dog Owners

Sad & Useless, via NTMTOM

Anybody seen Miss Muffet!?

Dog Spider Costume: Hilariously Terrifying Halloween Idea

Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM

Yes, it looks silly, but at least it’s warm.

Owners Took Halloween Costumes For Their Pets Seriously

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

And fatally: Miscellaneous Mayhem!

Double trouble…
Look out below!
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Memo From Planetary Maintenance

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Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding between Planetary Maintenance and a recently terminated employee from our Reality Engineering division, we are attempting to disable a virus that gives everyone the Spider-man ability to cling to walls and other vertical surfaces. While it may be tempting to exploit these abilities, please be aware they could be disabled at any moment.

Cougar launches off a tree by its back paws, captured in such a way that it appears to be "standing" on the tree sideways.
So I drop a few feet. Big whoop. (Reddit)

From your friendly neighborhood submitterator Elizabeth G.

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Links: Catrospective

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Cat works of art, cockatoo loves human papa, woman rescues squirrel, winking wombat, and more.

Draw me like one of your cubist girls.

A Charming Cat-alog of John Craxton’s Kittens

Hyperallergenic, via Tara O.

A hairy potter.

Rescue cat has unusual hobby

GeoBeats / YouTube, via Skimpy

So cuddly!

Rescue cockatoo is obsessed with dad, calls him papa

GeoBeats / YouTube, via A9

Nice timing!

The Night She’s Taken into a Home, They Find Her with Kittens

Love Meow, via Andrew Y.

Pocket pal!

Woman Rescued Baby Squirrel, Now He’s Her Best Friend

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen F.

And finally: *wink*

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