To Bee or not to Bee

Time for a guest post from reader AB, whose adorable French bulldogs Grogu and Rey have graced this space many times. But be warned, the message concerns the dire threat posed by (ominous pause) Franconized honeybees.

These hybrid insects are much larger and more dangerous than ordinary bees, weighing around 22 Newtons. Worse, they have an organ located under the stinger that releases toxic fumes. None of us are safe from the threat of Franconized honeybees. My friend Sage, of Simply Kind Frenchies, actually had one of these monsters in her house! We were able to contain it, but not before it released its noxious gas.

I keep telling you, change my food.
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Invasion of the Croissant People!

A pair of smiling, unblinking converts led Marsdon into the greenhouse. There he saw Miss Henderson unconscious next to a strange alien object. “She feels no pain,” said a convert. “Soon, just like her, you will awaken in your new body and feel happier… calmer… flakier.” Marsdon pulled out his revolver. “That’s where you’re wrong, you bloodless freaks! I’m flaky enough as it is!”

Nothing’s flakier than a cat, Andrew Y.

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Links: Room With a Mew

Deluxe cat treehouse, happy tortoise loves lady, special cat gets a friend, and a trotting Chihuahua.

And finally: Trottin’ Wawa

Murray C. shares a pup with a spring in the step.

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Wombat Test Track

To make sure every wombat can handle the rigors of life in the harsh wilderness, we subject our wombats to tough safety testing: accelerating, cornering, braking and rollovers. That’s why every wombat is Built! Wombat! Tough!

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