Dear Ms. Kitty: I am concerned for the health my youngest child, Maynard. Lately he has been listless and sedentary. Not even a game of piggyback excites him anymore. And at mealtimes he says he’s stuffed. What should I do?
Fry and Sammy, by quinn.anya, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
Rest in peace.
Science Alert, via NTMTOM
Andrew Y. shares this statue sleeve surprise.
The dachshund family has a cute little clubhouse cave, and it’s strictly for doggies only, which means that Mimi the Bengal cat has to sulk outside.
If it’s a bad day, or even a bad week,
There is some comfort you can seek.
To gaze upon a fluffy cheek
Will cheer you up when you feel bleak.
The humble buttock, you will find
Is Nature’s method to remind
Us all to relax and unwind
And never mind if we fall behind.
And soon, thanks to this tiny twerker
You’re feeling calm and less berzerker.
Just why do ‘tocks make us feel perkier?
Don’t ask me why; I only work ‘ere.
From top: LLama 'Tocks !!1!, by Ketzirah & Art, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0, fluffy tocks, by Jessie Pearl, licensed under CC BY 2.0, stubby tail, little white feet, by robanhk, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
