Actually, now you really do need to be scared.
People, via NTMTOM
Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”
Cutetropolis is brought to you today by She Sells Sushi, by the seashore at the marina. Stop by for this week’s special: Tuna Toebean Roll.
Sake is on me, Andrew Y. (No seriously, I just spilled a whole bottle. Get some napkins.)
I shall now screech for you the song of my people.
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen P.
Teddy makes it all better.
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
Pardon me, but you happen to be describing my greatest asset.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Murray C. shares an invisible dog.
Probably learned it from this guy:
