Artificial Unintelligence

Breaking News: The Institute for Irresponsible Science announced Neuro-Organic Wetware Artificial Intelligence (NOWAI), an implanted chip that can generate images just by thinking about them. A spokesperson said the process produces images nearly identical to real ones, but acknowledged that the system sometimes adds too many legs.

A sandpiper bird stands on the beach. Its chicks huddle beneath her, creating the impression of a bird with eight legs.
Yeah, shouldn’t there be only four? (Imgur)
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A baby porcupine
8/26/2026 (Katie G. Cotterill/Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium)

And finally: What Doing?

Andrew Y. shares a bird who needs to know RIGHT NOW (but check your device volume first).

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A dog sits in an open cage, looking guilty.

And finally: Just Baby Giraffe Stuff

Andrew Y. found these short clips of long babies.

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Links: Big Birds Bounce Back

Photo of a Kākāpō, a type of parrot.

And finally: Is It… MEEEEE?

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