As the skies grew darker and the car sped down the dark and dreary road, a feeling of dread came over Elrod, the sickening realization that he would once again be in the clutches of… the evil Doctor von Pokenprod!
The Road to Ruin
Cats
Links: Superstar!
Adopted dog gets limo ride, strangers help stranded goats, guinea pigs munch parsley, dog meets marionette, and more.
Your living room is kind of small.
‘Chester’ gets limo ride out of shelter after nearly 600 days waiting for adoption
People, via Kar F.
I assume this family eats a lot of takeout.
155-pound Dog Will Only Sleep On Her Mom’s Kitchen Counter
The Dodo / YouTube, via NTMTOM
And just like that, rush hour becomes a good thing.
Goats were stuck in traffic. Dozens of strangers helped milk them
Washington Post (acct req’d), via Elizabeth G.
It’s a photo finish!
Pair of Guinea Pigs Engage in an Adorable Parsley Eating Contest
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
HAH! I’ve got no strings on m… OK, technically a leash is a string, but still…
Playful Dog Interacts With His Marionette Twin
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
And finally: Now We’re Cookin’!
I guess the cat chased off the rat, Andrew Y.
Your Cat Has News
“The spaceships will be here soon, so I’ll make this brief. We’ve been living among you for years, studying you and gaining your trust, and now it’s time to take over. It’s nothing personal, you’ve always been nice to me, and I’ll put in a good word for you with the reeducation camp.”
Links: Best Souvenir Ever
Couple gets wombats on vacation, deer in the house, chatty cats, baby chimpanzee, and more.
Wait, you can do that?
Australian couple goes on vacation, returns home with wombats
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
But what color does it think the dress is?
50 Of The Funniest And Most Relatable Cat Memes
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Deer-ly beloved.
Deer Lost His Momma And Decided To Stay With This Family
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via A9
Chatty Catty
Did You Know There’s a Page Entirely Dedicated to Chirping Cats?
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
A chimp-oriented baby boom, but who’s complaining?
Spring is that you? Autumnal Baby Boom Hits Taronga Zoo
ZooBorns, via NTMTOM
And finally: Body Slam!
No good deed goes unpounced, Murray C.