It’s the first open thread of 2024! Reader Muppet2171 just wanted to get one photo of Miss Penny looking at the camera, but it was not to be.

It’s the first open thread of 2024! Reader Muppet2171 just wanted to get one photo of Miss Penny looking at the camera, but it was not to be.

Having lulled the unfortunate victim into a false sense of security, he ponders his next move. A bite to the neck, perhaps? Quick, but unchallenging. Disembowelment? Much too messy. Poison? No, then I can’t eat him.

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Andrew Y. shares a thirsty sleepy pup.
Breaking News — Kitchen authorities today seized an secret cache of illicit bottle caps worth up to twelve cents on the black market, apprehending one suspect identified as “Mister Winkles.” Through his lawyer, Winkles denied hoarding the items and hoped they would be returned soon.
