I smellied da fishie… I lookeed da fishie… But on further consideration of all the available facts in the matter, it appears that I shall not touchie da fishie.

I smellied da fishie… I lookeed da fishie… But on further consideration of all the available facts in the matter, it appears that I shall not touchie da fishie.

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In an instant, Stanley’s mind was a blur of emotions: At first shock and horror, followed by a survivor’s gratitude, then a profound sadness for his friend and coworker. And finally he realized that a career as a piano mover was just too dangerous.

Cartoon physics strike again, Andrew Y.
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Murray C. shares the benefits of a revolving door.