Links: That’ll Do, Donkey

Shrek donkey passes at 30, dog rescues woman from pool, man rescues cat from ice, crochet hats for cats, and more.

And finally: Hello There, Ladies

Man trying to catch his dog around two girls doing yoga
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Shelf Life — and Death

The holidays had been good for Miss Camelia Poofybutt. The home was filled with friends and relations, each one ready with a belly rub and pat on the head. The lavish dinner was enjoyed by all, with many sumptuous morsels “accidentally” falling from the table for her to enjoy. Later she sat by the fire, filled with food, friendship, and the peace of another year well spent. With the new year fast approaching, only one holiday tradition remained: The annual savage dismemberment of The Elf on the Shelf.

corgi dog chews on arm of doll with red and white striped costume
SNITCHES GET STITCHES, YOU TURNCOAT!

Twinkie and a toy, by Sergiy Galyonkin, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Links: YOU Tell Him to Stay Off The Counter

Long cat is long, marine runs with adoptable dogs, blind kitten gets a home, and corgi archaeologists.

And finally: Corgi Archeology

In this video shared by Andrew Y., dogged researchers dig up the truth.

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