Most days are good days. Get in, leave the package, and get out, and everyone’s happy to see you. Well, almost everyone. Like yesterday, I felt like dozens of eyes watching me from the bushes. That’s when I realized this was Cat Territory.
After five rounds of auditions, an aggressive lobbying campaign including full-page advertisements in Variety, and generous gift baskets for the producers, Moofy won the coveted title role in the Cucamonga Dinner Theater production of Finding Nemo.
I’ve got front row seats, Andrew Y.
Today we salute the brave officers who gallantly patrol the great white north, the Royal Canadian Mounted Puppies. From the place with all the snow to the place with all the trees, they always get their man!
Of Tongue-out Tuesday I am queen
Cutest thtar you’ve ever theen
When I thwinkle in the thky
Thousands of thitizens do I thpy
All are loved by thith thmall thtar
Except weirdos (you know who you are)
Tho thilly, Andrew Y.
