I just need to step out for a minute. Remember to play nice!

I just need to step out for a minute. Remember to play nice!

I’m tellin’ ya, that Red Riding Hood chick’s been selling a big fat fairy tale. To start with, I’m domesticated, I ain’t no wolf. Second, I didn’t eat the old lady, she went to Boca Raton for the winter. And as for the housecoat, look — I just feel comfortable in it, all right?

reading glasses, by istolethetv, licensed under CC BY 2.0

New York Post, via AJ
People, via NTMTOM
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. shares this cute pup getting a hand.
Look, when a simple gust of wind can send you flying across the beach, you learn to keep low to the ground.
