Translation: “Hello, Rocky! If you are watching this message, then you are in danger! Our humans made this video to do you a hecking bamboozle, but don’t fall for it! I’m not another dog, I’m just earlier you!”
Doesn’t seem to be taking his own advice, Murray C.
Every night, while the moon is full, I am transformed into a hideous creature who roams the countryside, ravaging helpless young maidens like yourself! C’mon, stop giggling! I’m serious!
Introducing the latest in home defense and snack obliteration: the GS-3000 Treat-Seeking Missile. Featuring twin radar scanners that can detect a burglar or snack bag opening over 1,000 feet (2,000 if the burglar is opening a snack bag). Thanks to oversize tactical pawpads, the GS-3000 can reach lethal speeds in seconds.
And now in the interest of enlightened discussion we present “Bark/Counterbark,” a frank exchange of views about today’s modern world. Today’s topic is “Who Should Be On the Bed?” and to present the “I should be on the bed” argument is noted soup bone archaeologist T. Heinrich Krunchenchompen, and representing the “No, I should be on the bed” counterargument is five-time Imaginary Iditarod champion Knute “The Mute” Whiner.
Join us next week when our panelists will discuss “Why Do You Get To Be On the Bedsheet and Why I Can’t I Also Be On the Bedsheet?’
Arguably two of the most talkative dogs on the Internet, Murray C.