Man, I can’t believe my luck. My very first night at a tropical singles resort, and I already met a lady and I think she really likes me! She said if I waited for her here, I could have a date!

Man, I can’t believe my luck. My very first night at a tropical singles resort, and I already met a lady and I think she really likes me! She said if I waited for her here, I could have a date!


Yahoo News, via Andrew Y.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
New Yorkers are woofing it up after the Knicks’ comeback win in game four. (via Dana D.)
Before I tear into my birthday feast, I want to point out that tomorrow will be the one-day anniversary of my birthday, which is traditionally observed with a plate of hot dogs. And then the day after that will be the one-day anniversary of the one-day anniversary…

Happy birthday, by Lee Cannon, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
So my human has this contraption, a big round drum with a hose coming out the top, and whenever there’s dirt on the ground he just waves the hose at it and poof, it’s gone. And so I get curious about this thing and I stick my nose in to get a better look, and…
