Welcome to the Caturday open thread! Today’s special guest will discuss how cats gain power over their humans.

Maggie aka Fou-cat, by cogdogblog, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

Welcome to the Caturday open thread. Feel free to come as you are. It may be a bit difficult to freshen up this morning, for some reason.

Sink Cat III, by edenpictures, licensed under CC BY 4.0

Welcome to another lazy Caturday. It’s okay if you want to sleep in a little longer.

Sleepy Pat, by sarahstierch, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

Welcome to Caturday! Cutetropolis reader Sowmya D. brings us two kitties who are decidedly decaffeinated.

Scoreboard says Cats 1 / Coffee 0. Nikolai Devinovich (twisted in his Jameson box) and Ekaterina Velikaya (curled up in an aesthetically pleasing pose) are winning Saturdays.