Not Having a Blast

This thirty-pound floof monster is Rocket, and during his session with Girl With the Dogs he’d like to make like a rocket and take off. (via Dana D.)

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Pepper Pupper Snipper Snapper

The Girl With the Dogs had better watch her fingers around this “spicy jalapeno” who wants to bite the hand that grooms him. But after some skilled snips of the scissors, he’s a sweet pepper.

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U Can’t Touch This

The Girl with the Dogs has a tricky customer: A grumpy Akita Inu who does not want to be touched, forcing our intrepid groomer to abandon her usual safety gear. Fortunately, the only strong thing about this floofy frowner are his strongly-voiced opinions.

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Innkeeper, a Snifter of Your Best Red Bull, Please

Bella the St. Bernard is a therapy dog and a blood donor, so The Girl With the Dogs gives this hero the glow-up she deserves. Bella also puts an old myth to rest by revealing that St. Bernards carried energy drinks instead of brandy.

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