Memo From Planetary Maintenance

Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding between Planetary Maintenance and a recently terminated employee from our Reality Engineering division, we are attempting to disable a virus that gives everyone the Spider-man ability to cling to walls and other vertical surfaces. While it may be tempting to exploit these abilities, please be aware they could be disabled at any moment.

Cougar launches off a tree by its back paws, captured in such a way that it appears to be "standing" on the tree sideways.
So I drop a few feet. Big whoop. (Reddit)

From your friendly neighborhood submitterator Elizabeth G.

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11 thoughts on “Memo From Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein 🐾 October 30, 2024 / 12:47 pm

    Wow, two maintenance memos in like a week! Should we be worried?

    • Elizabeth October 30, 2024 / 12:58 pm

      I was wondering the same thing.

    • AJ October 30, 2024 / 3:09 pm

      Maybe if they break the world enough, then elections won’t happen next week.

  2. 6rabbits October 30, 2024 / 1:39 pm

    Gotta be AI?

    • belphebe October 30, 2024 / 3:21 pm

      It’s in Reddit’s “photoshopbattle” sub-reddit, so not AI, but photoshop.

      People always used to say “it’s photoshopped!”. Now we all say “It’s AI!”.

      I like the background image.

  3. Dubravkamcvmd October 30, 2024 / 1:51 pm

    So cats are toying with us, only pretending to be subject to gravity. Not much of a surprise.

  4. Kar October 30, 2024 / 1:52 pm

    At first I thought that watermark was a cactus, that WOULD be a big deal if he fell into one of those.

  5. Georgiana October 30, 2024 / 3:31 pm

    Something is definitely not right with Planetary maintenance this week let’s hope everything will be better next week, fingers crossed.

  6. DEBG October 30, 2024 / 7:16 pm

    I’m pretty sure mountain lions can actually do this without photoshopping.

    There’s a state bill here to ban trophy hunting–protects mountain lions, bobcats, and lynxes. I really hope it passes.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 31, 2024 / 8:54 am

      AMEN!

  7. JenDeyan October 30, 2024 / 8:58 pm

    I would have to take that chance and maybe crawl on the wall over my bed.

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