Shakesbear in the Park

August 7, 2026August 7, 2026Not That Mike The Other Mike

O goddess of fate, how cruel and vain
Thou art, to see my hunger plain
Yet lend no aid, withhold thy favor
Deny my lips that which I savor
Shall I persist this vain endeavor
Or still my tongue and starve forever?
No! Firm I stand, and thus I ask it
Gift unto me a pic-a-nic basket!

A black bear stands on its back legs raising one paw and looking to the heavens, as if reciting a dramatic monologue. — Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods? (Reddit)

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allein 🐾 August 7, 2026 / 2:33 pm

To bee or not to bee, that is the question…

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Debg August 7, 2026 / 2:51 pm

Bravo/a to Allein and Mike. I’m dying here.

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AJ August 7, 2026 / 3:14 pm

The hover text almost made me choke on my lunch, especially the part about uhmmm #2. And Bravo/a for this magnificent preformance, definitely award winning.

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Duckie 🐥 August 7, 2026 / 3:21 pm

🤣🤣🤣

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