“No, we’re not twins. But it’s OK, we get that all the time.”

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“No, we’re not twins. But it’s OK, we get that all the time.”

Breaking News: Area kitten Yerms Fuzznarper has officially begun his ambitious attempt to set the world speed record for eating an entire coffee table. A spokesperson for Mr. Fuzznarper expressed confidence, noting “since there doesn’t seem to be an established record, he can take all the time he wants.”

“Trust not your eyes, young apprentice,” said the wise monk, “for the eyes can deceive. Only with your nose will you find that which you seek.”


【天国】うさぎ島で立ち止まった瞬間… 大量のうさぎたちに囲まれてしまった!https://t.co/4EJB9X0uxw pic.twitter.com/Tmp4QPJCta
— ライブドアニュース (@livedoornews) May 30, 2026
via Andrew Y., Elizabeth G., and Dana D.