“Look deeeeep into my eyes. You are under my hypnotic spell. You will bring me a plate of tuna…”

More cute than funny
“Look deeeeep into my eyes. You are under my hypnotic spell. You will bring me a plate of tuna…”
Wow, this is the best dog park you guys have ever taken me to! They even have a swimming pool!
“Paws off, ladies! He’s mine! All mine!”
And, needless to say, those hands won’t be doing anything until you feel like getting up.