More funny than cute
On assignment deep within enemy territory, the secret agent lurks unseen to gather vital intelligence, relying only on stealth to survive. The successful spy must pass unseen in a crowd, hide in plain sight, leave no trace, for to be discovered means certain death.
Submitted on self-destructing microfilm by Andrew Y.
The holidays had been good for Miss Camelia Poofybutt. The home was filled with friends and relations, each one ready with a belly rub and pat on the head. The lavish dinner was enjoyed by all, with many sumptuous morsels “accidentally” falling from the table for her to enjoy. Later she sat by the fire, filled with food, friendship, and the peace of another year well spent. With the new year fast approaching, only one holiday tradition remained: The annual savage dismemberment of The Elf on the Shelf.
Twinkie and a toy, by Sergiy Galyonkin, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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IMG_6820, by Mr Thinktank, licensed under CC BY 2.0
IMG_6817, by Mr Thinktank, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Before encountering the enchantment that would increase his size, grant him the power of speech, and give him an impeccable sense of style, the popular fairy tale character was more humbly known as “Cat in Boot.”
"Take me out, I'm ready!", by andymiccone, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)