Welcome to another lazy Caturday. It’s okay if you want to sleep in a little longer.

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Welcome to another lazy Caturday. It’s okay if you want to sleep in a little longer.

To achieve Pink Consciousness, my pupil, you must think pink. Clear your mind of negative thoughts and focus on pinkness. Cotton candy. Bubble gum. A nice medium rare steak.

It’s exactly where they said it would be! Just six paces from the coconut tree, then turn nineteen degrees left, then… wait, was it nineteen paces from the palm tree, then six feet due north… well, dang.

It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!
