How do cats get so much energy? From the sun! Every hair of a cat’s fur absorbs solar energy, allowing the cat to do zoomies for up to four hours every night.

“Look, kid, this is the last time I’m walking you through this. First, you give ’em the snake-eye stare, then you pounce in for the kill. Now you’re nailing the stare, I’ll give you that, but we need to work on your follow-through.”