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“Melba Jean Wagglebottom, as I live and breathe! Haven’t seen you in a dog’s age! How are the puppies?”

276, to be exact. Yes, I counted them all.

In 1972, scientists at Extremely Important University discovered a sentence that when spoken aloud could induce unbearable levels of bliss in dogs. Containing the words “treat,” “walk,” “out,” “steak,” “car,” “xylophone,” and “squirrel,” the sentence is so overpowering that its only copy has been locked in a steel vault and all involved have been sworn to secrecy.
