I admit it, I could have handled that better. My impulses got the better of me and in retrospect it’s clear that more restraint was called for. But in my defense that squirrel was asking for it.
Bathtub Confession
Pre-Publish
Parent category for posts waiting to be published
I’m All Ear
People think it’s cool to be built like a satellite dish, but you wouldn’t say that if you had 100 channels playing in your head at the same time.
Three of a Perfect Pair
Breaking News — The League of International Stuffed Pandas has revealed that the notoriously secret society has been infiltrated by a mole. LISP spokespandas said that they had not yet uncovered the spy but that investigations are ongoing.
The Extra Passenger
Marge sat nervously still as the officer approached her window. “Sorry to bother you, ma’am,” he said, “but there’s been reports of puppy smugglers in this area. You ain’t seen anything suspicious, have you?”
