Great Moments in Happiness

In 1972, scientists at Extremely Important University discovered a sentence that when spoken aloud could induce unbearable levels of bliss in dogs. Containing the words “treat,” “walk,” “out,” “steak,” “car,” “xylophone,” and “squirrel,” the sentence is so overpowering that its only copy has been locked in a steel vault and all involved have been sworn to secrecy.

a dog with an insanely happy smile looks at you.
“Xylophone”! He said “xylophone”!!! (Imgur)
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Know Your Cloud Formations

Cirrus: Loosely-spaced fluffy clouds indicating fair weather.

Cumulus Clouds, by oatsy40, licensed under CC BY 2.0

Cumulonimbus: Massive multi-level formation indicating thunderstorms.

Clumped, by Nicholas_T, licensed under CC BY 2.0

Onthedoggiebus: Loosely-spaced chaotic formation indicating trip to the dog park.

Interior of a bus full of small dogs with fluffy white fur.
Chance of yapping: 80 percent. (Reddit)

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