“So is this flying? Are we flying yet? You gonna eat your pretzels? My favorite toy is a stuffed monkey but they wouldn’t let me bring it because it’s big. Wanna play fetch? You gonna eat your pretzels? If I run from the front to the back will I be moving?”
That’s not just a crick, it’s the whole dang river.
Laughing Squid, via A9
I brought you a present!
Love Meow, via Karen F.
My favorite game is “You Give Me Peanuts and I Eat Them.”
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Murray C. shares a puppy who won’t let you in if you’re not on the guest list.
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April 3, 1983 — After a contentious internal debate, judges for the Guinness Book of World Records decline to certify a record set by Snowball McPoofybottom for “Smallest Box Sat In.”
Guess the judges didn’t (wait for it) think outside the box, Murray C.