Hello, I’m Bailey, and I’m a kitten sneefer. (Group: Hi, Bailey!) Whenever I see kittens, I has to sneefs them. I can stop whenever I want to, I just don’t want to!
Confessions of a Kitten Sneefer
Cats
The Fiend at the Flap
Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.
Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Links: Me and My Shadow
And finally: Dear Prudence
Won’t you come out to dry? (via Dana D.)
Please Mr. Postman
The neighborhood camera cats are walking their route when they encounter a mail carrier walking his. One of them tags along and gets a special delivery of scritchies.