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“The spaceships will be here soon, so I’ll make this brief. We’ve been living among you for years, studying you and gaining your trust, and now it’s time to take over. It’s nothing personal, you’ve always been nice to me, and I’ll put in a good word for you with the reeducation camp.”

I can’t wait to get this itchy suit off. (Reddit)
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Links: Best Souvenir Ever

Couple gets wombats on vacation, deer in the house, chatty cats, baby chimpanzee, and more.

And finally: Body Slam!

No good deed goes unpounced, Murray C.

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Links: Starved for Affection

Doggie diner needs a kiss, “not my cat” moments, cow on a jet ski, parade passes pup, and more.

And finally: Parade Passes Pooped Pup

Men on maneuvers get one more thing to maneuver around in this video sent by Dana D.

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Bailey Daddy

Bailey the golden retriever has a new litter of kittens to play with, as well as a mama cat who’s grateful for the babysitter. The goldie is gracious as always — until the young’uns sleep in his bed.

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